May 2012
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
May 24th
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That "dance" you do when you're on the computer...
lolsofunny: (via wtfsofunny)
May 24th
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WatchWatch
iifeelikedancin: awfulthingshappenconstantly: ravesinthesky: ibeggedformercytwice: peetalover: fuckingtrippyman: p-r0digy: OHMYGODDDDDDD. What the actual fuck What did I just watch? I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it. omg sometimes i really love people i lost it at the clock lkfklhánd´gnsjógakt hjdfbj fs gakjñgiuerbodngld...
May 24th
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month before a concert: omfg one more month till i see my babies
week before a concert: ONE MORE WEEK TILL I SEE THEM OH MY GOD
day before a concert: I WILL BE BREATHING THE SAME FUCKING AIR AS THEM I CANT HANDLE THIS OMFG
day of a concert: THEYRE IN FRONT OF ME ON STAGE I AM IN THE SAME ROOM AS THEM THEYRE REAL
day after the show: i love them so much take me back
week after the show: i miss them so much i havent seen them in so long
month after the show: at this time a month ago i was in the same room as my babies breathing the same air
a year after the show: can we have a moment of silence to remember that last year i saw my babies
May 24th
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I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
sailingthegoodshipdrarry: 30modernmyths: of course they will.  What kind of sporting event would it be if they didnt ?!?! 
May 24th
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May 21st
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May 21st
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I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us...
sodamnrelatable: Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
May 21st
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That awkward moment when you're having a...
laugh-addict: And people just look at you like via laugh-addict
May 21st
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One Direction fans -
Fan: What kind of cake do you like?
Harry: Carrot cake.
Fans: OMFG CARROTS OMFG LARRY STYLINSON OMFG HE MEANS HE LOVES LOUIS.
What Harry really meant: I just fucking like carrot cake.
May 21st
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Child Predator: I have candy, come in my van.
Me: No thanks.
Child Predator: I have band members, come in my van.
Me: Okay.
May 21st
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me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
May 21st
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